I've never been one to blog. If anything, I've never really been interested in it. But after thinking to myself: "Hey, I can type senseless crap to no one and when someone sees it, they will wonder what the hell is wrong with me!" I couldn't resist. It was from a simple inspiration from a friend of mine while I read the fact he would rant about the problems with simple minded observations, and I believed him. From that level of inspiration I decided I would also rant about crap that edges me off on not only a daily basis, but would make people wonder...
What is wrong with this world!?
So for my first statement, I would like to begin on my Analysis of the Air Force.
Illustration explains all...
Now while I hold pride of being in the Air Force and proudly following my Fathers footsteps, I am also disappointed in it's culture. Now while it has it's HUGE uses in wartime (Anything that involves huge explosions or something cool from space, give us a call), it also has it's HUGE fall backs from those not 'Good Enough' to push the big red button. If your under the MSG, or Mission Support Group at all, you would know that the term "Customer Service" is something a little over exaggerated. Now while you might think that it means I gotta smile when someone comes to my counter, or whatever, your right. But what makes it worse is that while in a DEPLOYED location, someone has full rights to complain about not having Jack Daniels, and we need to pamper to their every whim and cry. I have never seen a full grown 38 year old man cry till I told him we didn't have ESB. It blew me away at the level of alcohol dependency upon individuals that I actually became sick of the stuff. I won't even touch a drink anymore due to the fact I see people whine over the stupidest crap! It's something that was really itching on my backbone and just needed to be expressed.
FEAR ME!!!
On another note, I'd like to reach out into the media/entertainment community upon the field of Japanese Comics, otherwise known as Manga. Now while I find this material to be really interesting and I like to read it sometimes, there is one series that needs to be pulled out and beaten repeatedly with a metal bat wielding a nail. It's a series that's actually famous in the United States known as Bleach. No, not like Tide, it's more like some 14 year old retarded orange hair'd kid who can see ghosts, deciding he's better than the Ghost Busters and Chuck Norris combined. I think the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would whoop his ass. Now where this series actually started with a good plot and look interesting, it took a turn when the author and his editors decided to smoke the purple kush that's been marinating in the back storage room for 3 decades and have some mixed with a little LSD, and make crap up as they go. The only person that can make crap up as he goes and be good at it is Lil Wayne. This series needs to be Bleached of it's existence and seriously left behind before our next generation believes that by having shrooms they can be a super hero...
Will Farrel has become my next Hero. After working under my facility for 6 months now, I've grown a love to watching Step Brothers every day for the past 5 weeks. Not only have I been able to grasp the true art of the movie, but I can almost recite every line while I am in the shower cleaning myself of shame for the thought of even seeing his holiness Will Farrel. Almost every famous line has been embedded into my blood and it makes me wonder if my cleaver mind will be able to even make anything original anymore. Either way, I guess I'm not worried honestly...
BOATS N' HOES!
On a plus, I've decided that I'm a Doctor! How am I a doctor without a Medical Degree you might ask?
Simple!
I've watched SO MUCH House lately that I've been able to say some of the medical diagnosis's without even messing up between the syllables. I know that nothing is ever Lupus and that everybody lies. Those two important points will lead me to a somewhat recreational medical field as I've called myself Moose M.D. for a while. Most might think M.D. stands for whatever pertaining to medical science, but to me, it just means Majestic Doctor. Simplistic and beautiful really. Also due to this odd obsession, I've come to learn that Olivia Wilde is HOOOOT! She blew me away in Tron, and her acting skills are great!
Finally, I'd like to close this random abundance of clutter and crap by simply just stating that I'm sorry. I just decided that I would fly out and type things that hit the back of my mind and just write it out without thinking. Thus the title actually lines up with this last paragraph of senseless banter that no one else will read. I love the fact I can accept reality and know that no one will read this and the Internet is a black hole of WTF. So, I've forgotten everything I was thinking about, and I think that's good for everyone else as I think I'll give off AIDS by just reading anything relevant to this...
Aight, Moose outtie~
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